Atypical Wheel Clamp

Look out for this sign if you are parking illegally

But even if the proprietor fails to clamp your wheels, someone else will

And this is worse than having the wheels clamped.

At least if the wheels are clamped, we can fix the problem with $200.

But even with $200, this car won't budge!

(You should see me pushing)

Guess we can only wait for the mass to end.

God bless us!