If Only My Kindergarten Graduation Was As Fun

I am most privileged to be a part of this special occasion,

the 49th Graduation and Thanksgiving Ceremony of

Holy Grace Kindergarten

Nice backdrop!

What! They are all hand made?!?

Are you kidding me?

The stars of the day.

They all looked kinda nervous.
Cannot blame them. Afterall it is their first graduation.


Can you spot my name?

Kawaii!!!!

And more kawaii!!

If that's a bee, I don't mind to be stung

Come sting me, sting me.

I heard of Frog Prince, never a Frog Princess.

Can you tell whether this is a boy or a girl?

Wow ballroom dancing wor.

And more kawaii

Aren't I right?

If these are lions

I am sure we can keep them as pets.

Cute koalas!!!

The giraffes look kinda lost.

And now the finale!!

A Lawsuit Against God

It is no wonder God is angry.

Someone is bringing Him to court.

Gab's 1st Birthday

It all began with this invitation.

Wow so official wor!

Ermmm this looks more fun >_<

Nice mosaic. (Can you spot Gab's no. 1 fan)

Focus on the frill on the mirror not on the photographer.

Every child's dream playground.

The Birthday Boyyyy

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Can you sense his popularity?

(Nominated Mr Popular 2008)

So glam! SIA baby!

The First Family!

Atypical Wheel Clamp

Look out for this sign if you are parking illegally

But even if the proprietor fails to clamp your wheels, someone else will

And this is worse than having the wheels clamped.

At least if the wheels are clamped, we can fix the problem with $200.

But even with $200, this car won't budge!

(You should see me pushing)

Guess we can only wait for the mass to end.

God bless us!

Welcome 2 Taiwan Vs Welcome 2 Singapore

This is Welcome 2 Taiwan

This is Welcome 2 Singapore!

Generating Jobs

I chanced upon these two articles in the Saturday's papers.

I am a fellow offender.

Wah! So many unemployed.

So come to think about it, aren't I creating jobs when I leave my table dirty.

Presenting the lengendary 凤飞飞

TL has an interesting alias for the ladies who drive fear into every illegal road users. She calls them 凤飞飞!
Very appropriate!
So you illegal road users outta, do watch out for 凤飞飞 the next time you park illegally.
And to the Kopitiam uncles and aunties, instead of calling the ladies Teh Gu, try calling them 凤飞飞! I think it sounds better.

P.S. Will attach a picture if I get 1 kekekeke

Finding Confidence In Chinese Products

Given the poisoned milk scandal, the public can no longer trust in Chinese products.
Yet there is one Chinese product we can alway believe in, that is, the Loudspeaker! Kekekeke.

P.S. No offence. Just a mindless joke. Met a Chinese lady who was speaking at the top of her voice in the train

Getting over the booze

P.S. I wonder how the royalties puke??

A friend of mine keeps getting hangovers.

You know who I am referring to.
Yes, you!
So read this entry before you hit the club.
Have a hearty meal before drinking.
Go for fatty and protein-rich foods.
Don't pretend to be health conscious at this point. If you are, then don't drink!
Fatty and protein-rich foods take a longer time to digest.
Hence it will mix with the alcohol in your stomach, diluting the alcohol and giving your body more time to break down the alcohol.
You should also try to snack throughout the night for the same purpose.
If prevention fails then take these corrective measures.
Take raw eggs! Eggs contain an amino acid called cysteine and cysteine helps to counter the effects of acetaldehyde which causes hangovers.
Or take some bread or crackers. Bread and crackers help to raise the blood sugar levels and calm upset stomach.
You can also try eating bananas. Bananas can help to calm stomach irritation.
Or try ginger. It works just as well as bananas.
And don't forget to sleep more and drink more water or sport drinks.
Last but not least, DON'T DRINK EXCESSIVELY!

Hope (When) You Believe

This is the one song that kept me going all this while.
Sang in English, Mandarin and my vernacular.

P.S. Geez, I didn't know that Miriam and Zipporah were multilingual.

Memoir of the Geisha

Saw this clip on my friend's blog.
No offence, but doesn't the geisha looks a little like Kenny?
Especially in the scene where she tries to allure the passerbys
Hahahahahahahaha

Day 4

Today is her last day in Taipei.
How time flies!
I cannot wait to be whole again!
Anyway the taiwanese skies is mostly cloudy today.
The temperature is around 29°C.
Truly a nice weather to roam out into the fringes.
And one of the interesting places in the suburbs is Bei Tou.

At Bei Tou you can have a taste of how meat balls feel immersed in hot soup, when you plunge into the hot springs.
And on top of that you can also learn about hot springs at the Bei Tou Hot Spring Museum.

Another interesting place at the boarder is Dan Shui.
Not only do they have the Dan Shui River, a popular spot among the tourists.They also have this heavenly taiwanese snack that only veteran like me would know. (I think MA doesn't)
I do not know what they call that in Taiwanese.
It is vermicelli wrapped in Tofu skin.
And it goes particularly well with the sauce they self concocted. Personally this snack is second to opium.

Day 3

The weather in Taipei is fair. The temperature is around 28°C.

And today you are meeting CT!!!!!

I propose you guys go on a secret rendezvous on Yang Ming Shan, the all time favorite dating site for taiwanese lovers.

Bring a picnic basket for two.

Just imagine, you and CT eating under one of these pavillions. So green with envy!

Don't fret if you don't have one.

You can still dabao yummy and inexpensive food along the way.

(Note: You cannot find dabao on Wikipedia. It means takeaway)

At night, go to Eslite bookstore at Xin Yi District.

You can find a great variety of Chinese and English books.

And it is 24hrs!

Who knows, you may even bump into stardom in the book pile.

Life as a War Correspondent

As a war correspondent, I cover stories from war zones worldwide.

And today I am at the war torn Bottle Tree Park.

Let me interview the combatants.

What theeee! These people battle with shorts and slippers!

At last, one garang soldier.

Doing warm up?

And who says there is no love on the battle field?

What are the power rangers doing here?

This is what you'll get when you put the red rangers and blue rangers in a blender.

You get the blended!

Medic! We got casualties!

If that's what the soldiers are having, then I want to be a soldier too! Btw the cheng teng sucks